Top 20 Reasons Not To Vote For Obama
Submitted by Atheinostic on Mon, 2008-08-04 11:05
- Obama has a lot of supporters, who follow him around and spread his message. That vaguely sounds like Jesus and Christianity. Therefore,
Obama thinks he is JesusObama thinks he is The One. - Obama is in the media a lot. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are also well known and on TV a lot, and they come across as dimwitted, shallow, and pompous. Therefore, Obama is probably also dimwitted, shallow, and pompous. Or, he is just trying to steal all of the white women for himself.
- Obama's inspirational speeches draw hundreds of thousands of people.... Just like HITLER!
- Obama is too popular and famous to be President. In a democracy, popularity among voters is a major obstacle for being elected.
- Obama is a scary black guy who holds a grudge against all white people for their ancestors' enslavement of blacks. If he gets elected, he is going to get revenge by enslaving the white race and giving all of their money to black people.
- Barack HUSSEIN Osama (...whoops, I meant Osama....whoops I meant Obama) is a seekrit Muslim terrorist who hates America, just like his Christian
ReverendFormer Reverend Jeremiah Wright. - Obama doesn't have enough experience ruining the economy or getting the military stuck in foreign quagmires to be
PresidentCommander-In-Chief. - Obama isn't black enough. Sure, his skin color is black - but he doesn't associate with enough of the culture elements stereotypically associated with black people, and associates with too many of the cultural elements stereotypically associated with white people. White people think voting for Obama makes up for institutional racism.
- Obama is too elitist because he
eats swiss cheeseeats protein bars after he works out at the gym. - Obama is too confident and presumptuous, always talking about why he is so much better qualified than all of the other people running for president. People who are confident in their ability to succeed in the presidency are too full of themselves to be president.
- Obama ran against Hillary Clinton, who is a female. He proved he is sexist by getting more votes and more delegates in the primaries.
- Obama is too inexperienced in foreign affairs. He hasn't spent enough time traveling and meeting with world leaders.
- Obama spends too much time traveling around the world and meeting with world leaders. Why does he care so much about the rest of the world, instead of America?
- Obama
visits troops during political trips, taking advantage of them by turning them into political props.didn't visit some the troops during his political trip, because hewanted to bring cameras for publicity but couldn'thates the troops. - Obama says he wants to end the war, but he voted to fund the war in 2005.
- Obama voted against more funding for the war after timetables for withdrawing from Iraq were removed from the bill. This is exactly the same thing as voting against funding for the troops to have food and shelter and equipment needed for self-protection. Why does he hate the troops?
- Obama is only 47 years old, which is too young to be president. John F. Kennedy (elected at age 43), Bill Clinton (elected at age 46), and Theodore Roosevelt (elected at age 42) were all elected when they were less than 47 years old. This explains why they were all such terrible presidents.
- Obama isn't fat enough to be president - after all, 2/3 of Americans are overweight!
- The Surge Is Working because The Surge Is Working because The Surge Is Working because The Surge Is Working because The Surge Is Working because The Surge Is Working. Everyone knows The Surge Is Working (because it is working). Democrats all know, deep down, that the Surge Is Working because they know that the Surge Is Working. Even though EVERYONE KNOWS the surge is WORKING, Obama says he thinks the Surge was a BAD IDEA. There is only one logical explanation for this: he would rather lose a war in order to win a political campaign.
- /facepalm
Holy Crap of "god". You
Holy Crap of "god". You people are hilarious. I just wish I could've seen all of your faces when Obama was elected. You all must have had the most sour look...if that makes any sense. Well, keep me entertained! I love showing these comments to everyone I know. This is better than any comedic act of comedic movie out there. Seriously, keep up the good work kids. Don't disappointment me!
Holy Crap of "god". You
Holy Crap of "god". You people are hilarious. I just wish I could've seen all of your faces when Obama was elected. You all must have had the most sour look...if that makes any sense. Well, keep me entertained! I love showing these comments to everyone I know. This is better than any comedic act of comedic movie out there. Seriously, keep up the good work kids. Don't disappointment me!
Sarcasm is a higher level of
Sarcasm is a higher level of humor.
Don't expect the majority of people to get it.
That said, nice job sir.
Ummmmm. To all you people
Ummmmm.
To all you people taking this seriously, it's a joke. Like a ha ha joke. He obviously didn't list these as real reasons.
You sir are a unintelligent
You sir are a unintelligent idiot. You really need to understand real facts and keep racist comments out of the picture because I highly doubt your skin color has nothing to with anything.
I hate Obama, but this
I hate Obama, but this information is shit. I'm glad you're against him but you should know more about the person you loath so much before committing yourself to it.
all of this load of crap
all of this load of crap contradicts one another, which gives me 20 more reasons to vote for obama,
its funny when i googled " reasons not to vote for obama" the biggest list i found was this one and not to mention the crappiest one as well.
& when i googled " reasons not to vote for McCain" there was about dozens of pages and
the biggest list was 101 reasons, including reasonable reasons, with evidence and citations and nothing crappy as this.
OBAMA '08.
This was not the first page
This was not the first page that came up when I googled "Reasons not to vote for Obama" (in fact, it was like the 4th page), but you're right, definetly the crappiest. I can't think of one reason to vote for Obama. I can't believe how many people are stupid enough to not see past his phony exterior. His tax plan is so ridiculous!! His health plan-ridiculous!! And the way he presents these plans sounds like he's trying to buy votes. What kind of sucker believes this guy? Oh, that's right, idiots like you that are trying to ruin everything great about America. Obama is great with murdering inocent babies who never had a chance to choose life because the woman who got knocked up "has her right to choose". Don't you just love that verbage? Let's tax hard working Americans who have done well and created great jobs for others so that people who are lazy can get a free ride. Let's go have a sit down with crazy terrorist people, because I'm sure we could talk some sense into them. I have talked so many people out of voting for Obama, and I will not stop until election day. John McCain was not my first choice, but I will vote for him because the alternative is so frightening. Obama is goin' down!!!!!! HA!!
You sir/madam, are an idiot.
You sir/madam, are an idiot. I can tell this by the way you so elegantly state "His tax plan is so ridiculous!! His health plan-ridiculous!!" without actually stating how.
With the election, I've become very keen to statements like these. And using the term "crazy terrorist people" instead of "president of Iran" is kind of concerning.
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You sir/madam, are an idiot.
You sir/madam, are an idiot. I can tell this by the way you so elegantly state "His tax plan is so ridiculous!! His health plan-ridiculous!!" without actually stating how.
With the election, I've become very keen to statements like these. And using the term "crazy terrorist people" instead of "president of Iran" is kind of concerning.
:/
Did I not lay on the sarcasm
Did I not lay on the sarcasm thickly enough?
i mean nigger
i mean nigger
he is a negger
he is a negger
Cute, now lets cut the
Cute, now lets cut the crap
1. William Ayers, (I know I miss spelled it) was, and still is part of the weather underground, and got Barack's start in politics.
2. Michelle Obama, said that "this is my first time in my life I am proud to be an american" and continues to put america down.
3.144 days in congress, the only thing he accomplished was running for president.
4. pasture wright. "No no no, not God bless america, God dam america" how do you sit in a curch for 20 years and then say, "oh, I don't remeber that calling us the "KKK america"
5. Even Barack's VP pick said he is inexperinced, but then flips and supports him.
Forgive my spelling, Barack is not a god, or the choosen one, if Barack is choosen, 9/11 will happen over, and over again, he will see to it.
This article is absolutely
This article is absolutely ridiculous, and I hope it was written as a joke, because thats what it is. I am FAR from a Barack Obama supporter but these arguements are ignorant.
You are right about that,
You are right about that, Anonymous. Those damn huge budget surpluses and all of those extra jobs hanging around sure made Clinton look like a real douche, didn't they? Oh yeah, and how about all of those domestic terror attacks that happened during his tenure in the White House? Boy, he sure was the WORST president EVER, huh? I especially hated that $1.50/gal gasoline -oooooh, I gets so mad when I think about how Clinton kept those prices so low!!
Oh, yeah, Hillary too, blah, blah, blah.
Very funny, but I did love
Very funny, but I did love the irony of lumping Bill Clinton with presidents who are actually regarded as good. Just because he was young, didn't make him good, anymore than Obama being bad because of all of the stupid reasons listed above.
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